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Last Updated Wednesday, April 23, 2008 04:38:41 AM (Newest additions are highlighted in yellow) Click on the icons to hear the sound clips!
This open mic CANNOT BE BEAT!!!!.....
.....and the struggle you hear to get the mic un-keyed in the room afterwards isn't half bad either.
Exactly WHERE WAS that marker??????
It's probably a good thing that an officer FINALLY let her know she was keyed up.....could have been bad! haha
Gotta love the "Chicken Wing" song! Thanks, C.C. ;-)
Well ok then!
And........another open mic!!
Something must have been funny...
STILL looking for the number for "WindStar" support
Gotta love him.
Who knows??
Only Martha.
Hmmm...
And exactly how would I SPELL that address, officer?!
Buick tags ALWAYS seem to be a source of entertainment on the radio.
HAD to be a long night.
Martha, Martha, Martha.....*sigh*
Haha.
It was VERY UNFORTUNATE that this whole conversation didn't record, because it was some funny *&@! Those that were working are familiar.....
....thank goodness a fellow dispatcher tried to minimize the damage. Haha!!
PLEASE tell me he didn't really just ask us that......
...okay, WRITE IT DOWN after this! haha
Umm excuse me....WHERE is that body?!?!
Did he just eat his mic?
Antiknock, ANTIOCH....close enough.
Sure hope he's talking about something Christmas-related!
Wish I could understand this ringer...sure it would make for a GREAT caption!
We get information CRAWLED in now?
Gotta love Walmark! (But we love how this unit corrects his mistakes on the radio even more). :-)
HAD the be Thanksgiving Day....
What the #&*$ is a molo, Martha??
Chason, CHOSON, what's the difference?! :-)
Someone ALMOST slipped up....
If only it were THAT EASY, 19!
You'll have to be a little familiar with the local Bainbridge gossip to get this one....
If plain 'ole sex is a crime, I guess we're ALL 10-99!
I'm surprised this BPS units' singing DIDN'T scare the rain away!!
Must have been a true emergency.....hold status checks, I take it?
This one's just cute....
Sounds like one of the dispatchers is feeling not-so-regular......
My newest favorite blooper, courtesy of Wayne Redden! (Did you really think I forgot?!?) :-)
And here's our latest star again..
Please repeat that vehicle type?
Move all phones out of reach when "doing the nasty", as one officer puts it.
Deputy Miller experiences a temporary speech impediment.
Melinda must have had yet ANOTHER long, tongue-twisted night.
Green ambulance or Avalanche? You be the judge.
"Baby, I'll call you back!" ....once I un-key my mic...
Wonder what baby names book this persons mother got ideas from?
Did she say "Blackshack?"
Yet another officer (CHAD, to be specific) serenades us on the radio....Lucky us.
Hard day at the job??
Sometimes you just have to laugh at yourself....especially when you know everyone is!
Oops. Must've been a REALLY good chase tape you were watching while keyed up!
10-80's seem to get the adrenaline pumping....and the cuss words flowing......
......and flowing......... :-)
Ok Daniel, do you want to be "Radio" or "176" today??
Sounds like someone is 10-38 at Old McDonald's Farm.....
Welcome to the Club, 148!!
This radio traffic is just scary....
Tell me that year model one more time??
What exactly did you execute again?
I wouldn't recommend auditioning for American Idol anytime soon... ;-)
I think it was a little too late to correct it, Jon!
Saying it once was not too bad...but TWICE? Even funnier!
Excuse me? Run a WHAT, Chad?? It's a good thing dispatchers are excellent translators. ;-)
Is there a new model Jeep out there that we're not familiar with?
It's nice to see such enthusiasm on the job!! Keep up the good work, Rooster!
Martha strikes again. Enough said.
An anonymous deputy almost gets sideswiped by a car while on a traffic stop....and is thankful for his uniform color!
OOPS. The radio is not quite as private as the Nextel - it's best not to confuse them!
Stand by for a.....what was that?
Martha, Martha, Martha...you always keep the radio interesting!
I haven't identified who's responsible for this open mic yet......anyone care to confess?
For those of you not familar with Bainbridge, that location was "Regal Bluff"!
Thank goodness it was just a test page...
Interesting patient information...?
Spit it out, Wade!
Got Giggles?
Gotta love it when they can laugh at their mistakes! Maybe 'cause they know they'll be hearing it again?
A thoughtful dispatcher gives someone a lesson on how to use their radio correctly - THANK YOU!
Did I hear an "H - E- double hockey sticks" in there? Oops.
Jake, did you advise "ATE 'EM"?
Who the heck was I calling again??
The ULTIMATE open mic (Courtesy of Ms Lewis)!
I wonder if speech therapy is covered by our insurance? Check into it, Melinda!!
Where do I work again??
In her defense, we WERE in the last few minutes of a L--O--N--G 12 hour night shift!
An example of WHY we use the ***universal*** PHONETIC alphabet!!
One black NELL? What sex is that, exactly?
In reference to WHAT? Please clarify......(part 1)
.....oh, a DOG PROBLEM! Thanks, Chad. (part2)
Peekie Boo! Jennifer sees you! Too bad her mic was keyed up. :-)
(PART 1) Ms. Gordon must've had a long night before she came to work.....
(PART 2) .......thank goodness we have "Lt. G" to straighten her out!
Poor Martha... sometimes it just doesn't come out right!!
A CPD officer (aka OUR HERO!) locks up of one of our most annoying callers. :-)
Bless you!
Did he say "orial relations"????
Thanks, Melinda! Its good to know that rotation is en "woute!"
Can you repeat that cross street, Mrs. Palmer?
Anonymous Dispatcher Melinda Singletary comments on a childbirth call from a previous shift...while accidentally keyed up!
"Nana" forgets to un-key her mic before telling her grandson goodnight on the phone!
Hmmmm......some things just don't come out right!
Must've been a L O N G night for this dispatcher!!
Some calls just brighten your whole day.
Officer is nice enough to give assistance to a STRUGGLING dispatcher! (We love ya, J)
Y = Yunkee? Who says you can't improvise on the phonetic alphabet!!
It's always good to be able to laugh at yourself...only most wait until they un-key the radio!
"Fire is late?"
Hills Meeting and Cooling? Never heard of it!
"10-9 that name, Radio?"
Apparently even us dispatchers need status checks sometimes (we appreciate it, WPD)!
Anonymous Dispatcher overhears an "arglument."
Anonymous Dispatcher battles with the word "residence"....twice.
Anonymous Deputy struggles with a temporary case of dyslexia while out at PACES FISH CAMP.
Anonymous Deputy "shishews" an impound notice......
.....on another date, same anonymous deputy steps out at Shaw Industries to "shishew" a subpoena!
Say it a few times slowly: G.....C.....I.....C!
Anonymous Dispatcher has a question about the volunteer "fryfighters" that were en route to McDonalds!!
Anonymous Deputy seems to have read Green Eggs And Ham too many times during childhood.
Anonymous Deputy on an unusual transport.......(PART 1)
.......(PART 2)
Not quite sure WHAT this one was about!
Anonymous Deputy assisting GSP on a traffic stop at "mile mulker" 6.
Anonymous Officer at the fire station being wrongly accused of sleeping on the job.
Anonymous Officer doesn't sound too sure about his destination.
Anyone have an oxygen mask handy?
Be advised, "no nuther further need for status checks."
Anonymous Deputies comment about the aftermath of having100 cows out in the roadway.
Another accidental open mic?
Anonymous Deputy accidentally lets his true opinion slip out!
My only question is, which deputy/officer is a Madonna fan??
Anonymous Dispatcher with food on the brain.
You can't say that on the radio!! Dispatcher runs into a table while talking and lets something slip.
Anonymous Officer helps a citizen round up his horse....(PART 1)
....Did he say "SNICKERBISQUIT?" (PART 2)
Anonymous Dispatcher unable to spit out "north."
Bleed over radio traffic that'll make you smile!
What time was that??
Anonymous WHIGHAM PD OFFICER in a high speed chase....
Does ETA still stand for estimated time of arrival?? Must've missed the memo....
Didn't know we had a father and son working the radio in Grady county!
Anonymous Dispatcher struggling with her ten codes (not naming any names...BECKY).
Sounds like someone works part-time for Geico.
Not sure if I'm familiar with S. Scott Skreet...
Meeting tonight for tushion (a.k.a. station) 245!
"T" is for "tan"?!? You should've known I would catch that one...
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